so far i’ve had a weekend of very little consequence, the highlight of which was Scott pretending to beat up Sam to entertain/ worry our nosy neighbours. The police haven’t visited yet, so i am concluding that they don’t care about domestic violence!

unsurprisingly i’m sitting in front of the telly watching the Davis Cup, we’re a set down and i just witnessed the most feeble and middle class mexican wave of my life! ooh they’ve broken and we’ve won the second set. live blogging here people!

Watched the final episode of the housewives of NJ, which wasn’t actually the final episode, as there is the obligatory reunion episode and the ‘lost footage’. A phrase more commonly heard in reference to lost cuts of stanley kubrick films rather than a series by Bravo.

Our excursion to Ocean Terminal guilded some success for me, although I think I drove Sam very close to madness and we failed to buy beer, which is now our project for today.

In other news we all failed to get stuck to our seats by Derren Brown but maybe that was because we we’re watching it on channel 4+1 due to the far more enticing Strictly Come Dancing, consensus view was they were all fairly bad except Becca from Hollyoaks and as much as I like Alesha she’s not much of a judge.

We are now entering day three of me attempting and failing to go and get a new bus pass.